“On this day, verily I do swear,
to do no harm by sea nor land nor Air,
I shall not look askance when I see hands
Dance over here and over ‘ere,
I shall get my ass to a FAX for PHI.
I will follow all HIPAA guidelines to mine’s best,
My supervisor I will know to page,
My general counsel I will not enrage,
I will follow standard infection control process-ease,
So as not to bring in the CDC,
Nor the state Health-care Authority,
With every fiber of my being, this I say:
Disabled or not, I will care for the life in front of me today!”